why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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