im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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