ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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