No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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