HIV tests are more positive than that guy
how can u be prego again
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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