I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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