I think my vagina is haunted
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
