Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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