He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I think I won the penis lottery.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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