Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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