I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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