if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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