He kissed a someone with a penis
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
