Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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