dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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