But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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