she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
