Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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