Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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