i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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