I feel like abortions should bother me more
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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