69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
