I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
In America we eat man semen.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
send nudes
from the living room?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
