My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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