I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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