I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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