i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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