to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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