google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My vagina is very pro this idea
If I had your ass I would rule the world
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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