The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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