she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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