I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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