a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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