I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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