we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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