Dual....:-)
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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