New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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