that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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