I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My feet surprised me
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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