i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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