Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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