Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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