How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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