What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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