Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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