I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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