Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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