I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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