So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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