like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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