ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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