your thong is hanging out like whoa
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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