Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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