"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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